meerly-an-eel: oodlyenough: passion: how to have a flat stomach remove all of your organs moisturize me
nue: nue: once we got our math tests back and this one guy got a D and he was really quiet for a minute and i expected him to be really sad or something but instead he puts his fist in the air and goes “YES, THIS IS GONNA RAISE MY GRADE!” and i think that pretty much sums up math right there if i had a dollar for every time someone made a “he got the D” comment on this i would have enough...
johanirae: I wonder if there would ever be a Arthur Conan Doyle episode in Doctor Who like the one they created for Vincent van Gogh. Except when the Doctor takes Doyle to modern ages to see the Sherlock Holmes museum he cries for an entirely different reason.
deathofadeity: iamwizz: The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you Half of tumblr finally gets laid
corywho: celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe” i just spit my food onto my keyboard
canadumb: thinsiqnificant: canadumb: *ducts tapes my laptop together* *duct tapes my life together* isnt that what i said
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
freeshawarmas: jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft dicks ☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.